I bid you goodnight

i'm tired and sleepy but i'll leave you folks with one story that i had forgotten about..

so i'm staying with matty ice.. a buddy from college.. he makes his an amazing meal and we go hit up a bar with some live music... it's myself, ice, chad, luther and cole.

so we're having some beers and shooting the shit when matt reminds me of an incident that happened freshman year..

matts roommate was pat who we called big gay pat because, well, he was big, really gay (like tells you stories about how he gives fellatio out of the blue gay) and was named pat.. well one day (this is freshman year mind you) the doors are open and we're just having some drinks at the dorm... ice's high school friends are up and we're all chilling and what not..

pat storms out of his room and begins to flaunt how great this new drink he just made up is..

this is how the event unfolds:

big gay pat: "holy fucking shit, this is the most amazing drink ever, you guys gotta try it" pat begins to hand drink to me.

me: i'm pretty drunk at this point, so what do i do when someone hands me a drink when i'm drunk? i reach out for it like a normal air breathing human being..

ice: from about 25 feet away mind you (and with complete, sincere concern for my well being)..."TRAAAAAAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SUCKS COCK WITH THAT MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

me: apparently i make this hideous face in response to that saving gesture and immediately hand the drink back to pat..

we never got to what happened after that.. my stomach was hurting i was laughing so hard..

i never did thank ice for that, but i will be sure to do so over an ice cold brew later tonight....

p.s.- LUTHER IS ENGAGED.... wtf? chad and i decided that no matter what he does for his wedding, there has to be an open bar.. or else we won't come.. PERIOD.